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These are just hearsays….

“Request Runway 27 Right.”
“Unable.”
“Approach, do you know the wind at six thousand is 270 at fifty?”
“Yeah, I do, and if we could jack the airport up to fifty-five hundred you could have that runway. Expect 14 Right.”

“Air Force Four-Five, it appears your engine has…oh, disregard…I see you’ve already ejected.”

“The first officer says he’s got you in sight.”
“Roger, the first officer’s cleared for a visual approach runway 27 Right…you continue on that 180 heading and descend to three thousand.”

“Hey, O’Hare, you see the 7600 code flashing five northwest of Gary?”
“Yeah, I do…you guys talkin’ to him?”